Americans conquer countries and cultures in many way, sometimes the most invasive look like the most innocuous - like gifts of superstores, movie houses, fast food and convenience.

Some neighbors are better than others and America is busy showing Mexico just how bad a neighbor they are. What an embarrassment for those of us who live in this beautiful and welcoming country.

Well ladies, we know what the Republican Party thinks of us now. They figure we'll vote for just about anyone with ovaries. Didn't they know the supermarkets tried the old bait and switch game for years until we caught on. What don't they get about the difference betweenSarah and Hillary? How stupid do they really think we are?

Even a curmudgeon needs some simple pleasures once in a while. Here are some more of mine.